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Credit: Found On Internet

My iTunes thinks this 'The Doctor' by The Doobie Brothers. Ooh - nasty middle-of-the-road, bare-chested cheese of song. The kind of crap that was being played on the radio, before I switched over to the talky channels for good.

The opener, 'Hospital' is an anthemic Oasis, Keane type of affair – and therefore ruddy horrid. Trying to work the blithering random vaguely 'Hospital' lyrics..."Open wounds and stitching crippled cocoons"?. What are you banging on about? "Curiousity saved us from a sadness that sat in our souls"?

 

'The Spy' managed somehow to up the cheese, borrowing it from a Sunset Strip Rainbow Bar-sized pizza. Imagine that band in School of Rock that isn’t Jack Black's band. That is what I think when I hear this record.

 

All out terrible, I wish it was 'The Doctor' by The Doobie Brothers.