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'Glastonbury not selling out' seems to be the only thing all the entertainment channels can talk about at the moment. Don't worry, it will a good do anyway: Jay-Z isn't a bad booking. Music Towers will agree that '99 Problems' lyrical content - "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" - wafting over the green field isn't exactly the best idea the Eavis' have had, but it isn't the worst either. I mean Kings of Leon and The Verve are playing!

In real news R Kelly is wearing a t-shirt with R Kelly on. Genius.