Vince Neil, lungsmith of rock'n'roll sleaze merchants Motley Crue has announced that he and his band will be hosting the first ever Motley Cruise, a 4-day Caribbean cruise, promising plenty of "girls, girls, girls!"

Don't get me wrong, The Dirt was an entertaining read, and the meathead metaller in me is as delighted beyond words that they're playing Download this year, but who in their right mind would spend between $479 and $1699 to ride around a big boat with the weathered rockers? Everyone involved in this debacle is hoping there'll be 2000 suckers lining up for this experience-without-parallel.

If you still need any more convincing on the foolishness of this endeavor, why not go and check out their website.