I know ticket touting is a pain in the arse, and I shouldn't relish in it at all, but the anarchist in Music Towers can't help but love that a couple of tickets have gone on sale. It has all got a bit silly hasn't it?

The lady selling this one is pretty honest, putting her email address on there"

'I'm having to sell this ticket due to ill health. In their infinite wisdom, glastonbury will not allow tickets to be cancelled after May 5th. The ticket will be dispatched by special delivery to ensure you receive it in time. If you have any questions please contact me on xxxxx@hotmail.com. As far as the picture on the ticket is concerned it's pretty miniscule. As long as you are female and have long-hair, i think you would be fine. I went last year, and wasn't asked for any ID. Obviously, i can't guarantee anything. '

I am guess that some fake bids have gone it as it is up to £8k. If it that is a genuine £8k bid, then bugger me with a bargepole? Don't people have Ford Focus to buy, or somesuch?

Or this one?

'ONE GLASTONBURY TICKET FOR SALE, TRIED FOR HOURS TO GET ONE AND NOW UNABLE TO GO, TRIED TO GET A REFUND A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO AND THE FESTIVAL OFFICE SAID IT WAS TOO LATE. THEIR ADVICE OFF THE RECORD WAS TO FIND SOMEONE WHO LOOKED LIKE ME!  HAVE BEEN THE LAST 2 YEARS AND HAD A WONDERFUL TIME BUT SONS GCSE IS THE MONDAY MORNING AND AS ITS HIS WEAKEST SUBJECT WONT BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH THE GUILT.  HAVE MANAGED TO SELL HIS TICKET AS NO PHOTO ON CHILDRENS TICKETS.

I am a white female, 45yrs old, light brown hair with a fringe which always hides some of my face.  Can send you  photo of me if you want one.'

Frecking Eavis has been telling the BBC he is "disappointed" and "will move heaven and earth to stop it happening" Why doesn't he just contact the people selling them telling them they will get a refund? In every case, co-operation works better then a hard line approach. I mean look at Palestine - want Pilton to end up like that? I mean it has the wall already. Now who's overeacting?