They say there are only two certainties in life – death and taxes. Well, ‘they’ are wrong. There are three certainties in life – death, taxes, and that Crossfire parties always kick ass.

The Crossfire Halloween Massacre 2008 is all set to go off in a secret London location on Saturday 1 November. Music Towers went along to the 2007 event, Zombies vs Trailer Trash, and had one of the best nights out we had all year – and this looks like it’s going to be even fiercer.

With DJ sets from Pendulum, Katie P (of XFM Rock Show fame), Dan Greenpeace and of course, the Crossfire guys themselves, the night is going to rock harder than an iron rhino. There’s a whole bunch of secret special guest to be announced too.

Add to that a live graffiti showcase and a mini ramp skate jam featuring over 30 of Europe’s best ramp riders, and you’ve got yourself the kind of Halloween event that truly shames all those two-bit come-in-a-costume-and-get-a-free-drink bullshit gatherings that litter the rest of the capital.

So get to it – get yourself here and grab one of the £12.50 Early Bird tickets. There are only 500 before you’ll have to pay full-price, so get you and your credit card along to that link sharpish.