Well, in case you haven’t already had the results shoved down your gullet by some other news source:

British Male Solo Artist James Morrison

British Female Solo Artist Amy Winehouse

British Group Arctic Monkeys

MasterCard British Album Arctic Monkeys
“Whatever people say I am, that’s what I’m not”

British Single Take That “Patience”

British Breakthrough Act Fratellis

British Live Act Muse

International Male Solo Artist Justin Timberlake

International Female Solo Artist Nelly Furtado

International Group The Killers

International Album Killers “Sam’s Town”

International Breakthrough Act Orson

Outstanding Contribution to Music Oasis

Lily Allen was this year’s big “loser”, not picking up any of the four awards she was nominated for – Music Towers reckons she is much more deserving of British Breakthrough than the rather plodding Fratellis. Biggest shock of the night was Orson picking up International Breakthrough Act – ahead of Gnarls Berkeley no less.

Despite the oft-mentioned First-Time-Live-Since-Sam-Fox-And-Mick-Fleetwood-ness of the ceremony, it all went without a hitch. Except Joss Stone. Who not only appears to have acquired the dress sense of a hooker from “Shaft”, but appears to have gone seven shades of batshit as well. Rock, and indeed, roll!