Detroit-mumbler, 50 Cent, has been told by a deranged Christian protest group called 'The Resistance' that he shouldn't wear crosses as - and I quote - "if you listen to his lyrics it becomes clear he is more of a Satanist than anything".

While VH1 and a lot of other people are asking questions about whether people should wear religious symbols if they produce music that could be seen to endorse violent messages, Music Towers took a step back to look at Mark Dice, the founder of The Resistance.

Conspiracy theorist? Check. Thinks September 11th was a set-up? Check. Believes he is fighting a holy war against the New World Order and the Illuminati? Check. Wants to ban Jessica Simpson? Check.

The man's a complete plank! I'm almost appalled that I've wasted a hundred words or so to this story - if it wasn't so ludicrous and if it wasn't the first story in ages where Music Towers has come down firmly on the side of Fiddy then I wouldn't have run it.

I'll leave the last foolish words to Mark Dice: "He is defaming the cross and committing blasphemy by wearing it while he raps about killing people for no reason...I think a large diamond studded platinum satanic pentagram would be a little more fitting".