Some left handed types backward-typer types have been getting upset about her party to entertain her sweet sweet hubby Kevin Federline.
Allegedly she hired a miniature Sonny & Cher for his party! Yes at last someone with good taste has landed in pop. If your in doubt that your man doesn’t think your cutting it: Hire dwarves.
Fuckme, I spent weeks looking for a flamebreathing dwarf and then he was too drunk to show up.The dedication needed to find a full on dwarf Sonny and Cher!
Britney must have been trawling cabaret agencies and websites for years. Mission complete: Kevin Federline was entertained.
Mary Hint number 1) If you’re a dwarf start up a GnR flame breathing tribute
I think I have just cumxxxxxx
