Michael Jackson Oompa Loompas
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Some people get to a stage that you could write anything about them and wouldn’t be that hard to believe short of bending the space time continuum. Such a man is a Michael Jackson. Although Madonna has been biting some mad sized chunks out of his loony crown. Jackson has recently going to some effort to prove he is still the king of crazy while on hols in London.

Stories of his stay in London are creeping about the place, his booking of an entire hotel, privacy screens are relatively normal. Midnight shopping sprees in Oxford street's Top Shop are a little master criminal. But rolling around in the lingerie department with a tank of laughing gas, while his kids play spring stilt twister with pig masks on are just overblown lies.

Mary