Apparently Tommy Lee got a fat lip from Eminem's gang in Detroit last week for bad mouthing of Kid Rock. These shining Pinnacles of our society have done us proud once again. Acting like 12 year olds on 10 cans of Red Bull has long been a luxury of the rich and famous, but I am pleased to see that this behaviour finally filtering down to the youth of today who bicker and scrabble over shiny electronic items like crack addicted Magpies... I would personally like to thank Tommy Lee, Eminem's gang and Kid Rock for a contribution to a positively delightful underclass of sinister violence and hate in our community.
One day when the sea is awash over london I hope to see their face's peeping above the waves from the 4th plinth in trafalger square and on that day I will thank the lord for the this little miracle.
