Fuck The Kooks and the horse they rode in on. What are they all about? Nothing but an MOR indie flash in the schmindie boybandwagon. Fuck them and fuck this stabbing guitar that could be anybody from a Strokes album filler to the Kaiser Chiefs billionth single. This nauseating pain they deliver through my ears is making me puke Kook bile. Fuck their makeup, fuck their 19 year old ego riding ‘britpop surpassing’ minds that are only full of success and not the twisted bitterism of writing a rant column on the internet. I’m with Lilly Allen on this, ‘Your not bloody Jim Morrison’ Your just some regional twat that is gracing the cover of my NME. Go back to Norwich or wherever your from because I couldn’t frickken find it in your poxy biog.
Bloody Brighton apparently, Benchmark Toss Jockeys the lot of themMary
