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In a bizzarre incident last night. The passengers on a Virgin Atlantic flight from L.A to London where suffering from a broken entertainment system. Just near the end when their dispair was at there longest. The Captain comes on the radio.

'I am sorry once again about the broken entertainment system and I hope you all have your compensation forms. But here is Heather Mills Mcartney!'

On cue Heather Mills bursts out of first class and does the rumba up and down the planes isles. A dip hear and a quick step there. She was met by an audible groan and left to silence as one person was heard to say 'who was that?'