Madonna bored of lobbying governments and film makers to help her uncover the consipiracy that all Nuclear waste is good for us and should be dumped in the sea.
Figuring her loony work is done on this planet, Madonna has been looking to space for inspiration and supporters in her. Heavy Metal kids every where rejoiced at the news of exiling the pop icon into space like Zog from Superman 2. However the Russian Parliment has other plans and have turned down the proposal to place her on the international space station next year.
Despite the rejection, the Russian space agency did offer up an alternative there are vacancies on the $20m-a-head space tourist trip in 2009. Apparently only $10 million with an oyster card.
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Mary
