Richard Ashcroft 250
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Just reading the sun on the way to morning bingo and I have been shocked to read about Richard Ashcroft former frontman of the Verve is off his trolley. Apparently he turned up at youth club wanting to work. The wannabe philathropist probably would of got away with it too, but he was hammered and smelt like pee and. Staff thought 'fuckme, there is a bonkers celeb out of control in here' and quite rightly called the police who turned up and fined the wasted singer £80 for disorderly behaivour.

Apparently he was very nice about it all, seemed on this case the drugs were working but Richard wasn't going to.

Ouch I am going to Pun hell.
Mary