Prince allegedly offered some barely dressed Club dancers to double their wages if they stopped dancing.
This world needs a hero, and who better then someone who has been to the dark side and returned. Yes, this little reformed pervert; The one that wrote the lyrics 'I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine'. Has finally grown up, apparently it is all down to a medical condition and his puberty years have finally settled down. Sources say over the last 12 months the 48 year old has grown 12 inches and his voice is now a double barotone.
Apparently he was out on a jolly and appalled at the dancing ladies he called them over and gave them a piece of his mind.
'What would your parents think if they could see you now? It’s wrong to dance like that.'
'You’re too good for this. You shouldn’t be selling yourself so cheap.'
The world needs more lecturing hyprocrite megastars, without them society will turn into a sexual mush like those films High Society or Caligula. Which coincidentally is the state Paisley Park has been for the last 20 years.
Love Mary
