Warning notices went unheeded when I announced that Prestonism was infecting the UK's populace. The extreme movement has moved quicker than anyone could have imagined. Even Dennis Quaid didn't predicted it.
The underground student resistance was met with capture. Press reports have been scarce but rumours have appeared that the detainees from the student revolution have been subject to extreme biological experiments.
The main man himself proved smarter than expected by outwitting the political groundswell against him with an appearance as Guest Editor on the BBC's politics show on March 12. This call to arms, has been met by overwhelming panic of the public dubbed 'Bird Flu'.
In what seems like an unstoppable snowball of Prestonism, he has now announced a three week stint on Virgin Radio. Oh the humanity! Hasn't anyone read Akira?
In trembling fearThe Ghost of Mary Whitehouse
