Credit: Mel B

Sound the alarms! They are coming for our Celebs. First Love snatches Coogan, Now this. We will fight them on the beaches and we will fight them in the Ivy. Hold tight, lie back and think of blighty.

News is trickling out that a new couple is on the block: former Spice Girl Mel B and former funnyman Eddie Murphy have been keeping a low key schtick going on.

That horrible rag The Star saying she is calling him 'the one'. The rest of the world internet just says she is a darn site better then the trannies he usually picks up on sunset.

God, it must suck not being able to have any secrets
Mary