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According to new evidence, Michael Jackson agreed to pay his ex-wife Debbie Rowe $900,000 a year in hush money after they split, as well as a mansion in Beverly Hills and a lump sum of at least $4 million as part of a divorce settlement.

So ingredients to be above the law.

Step1) Weirdo clown sex pest Disney World
Step 2) A team of loyal mindless Americans and a rollercoaster
Step 3) The Beatles back catalogue
Step 4) Loads of balloons with laughing gas in
Step 5) A crazy talking monkey with a revolver.
Step 6) A couple of kiddies with animal masks singing about the wicker man.

Apparently though all of this may not be enough as these  documents have been made public as part of a new custody battle as  Debbie Rowe  fights for the couple's kids Michael Jr and Paris. The documents feature court transcripts from a hearing last June, in which Jackson's lawyer, Thomas Hall, told Judge Stephen Lachs, "Mr. Jackson was under an agreement with Petitioner (Rowe), which he was to pay her four or five million dollars up front, gave her a mansion in Beverly Hills, and then was to pay $900,000-a-year, for a number of years, if she abided by agreement terms."

Jackson reportedly stopped paying Rowe her annual bribe after claiming she violated their confidentiality agreement by publicly speaking about him. Also in the court file, Rowe is quoted as stating, "I have just been advised by Michael's 'inner circle' that he is abusing drugs and I was even given the name of the physician that is prescribing all of Michael's medications, which I fear is dangerous not only to Michael but also to the children."

Step 7) Take Drugs