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So at the weekend, at the end of a successful gig promoting their new Greatest Hits release to the massed clubbers at G.A.Y, young Danny Jones from McFly apparently pulled down his trousers, tucked his manhood between his legs, before dousing his pubic hair in lighter fluid and igniting the lot.

And yes, we are secretly hoping somone uploads a video to YouTube soon. If only to satisfy our morbid curiosity.

Seriously, I know G.A.Y usually sees pop stars crank up the risque-ness from what they were allowed to do on whatever children's TV show they are forced to perform on (especially since the demise of Popworld), but since when has immitating Rammstein been part of the McFly agenda?

McFly are currently riding high in the Shokrates Credibility Chart, having told Yvette Fielding to "fuck off" (no, really) on some Halloween special of Most Haunted (or something), but if they really want to blow the roof off the chart (in a way that their lacklustre singles never do) then from now on they should stride about onstage, on fire, singing 'Du Hast'. And play nothing else. Ever.