Credit: Found On Internet

Following up on not being able to fly into space, Madonna seems to have got bored with making an effort with Russia... She posted this message on her blog.

Thanks to the 50,000 ecstatic Russian fans who attended my Confessions show in Moscow! The show was a blast! I'm on the way back to the hotel now and I just wanted to let you know that everything is ok. The security staff did a wonderful job of making sure the show was safe! Thanks Russia!

But instead of getting someone to translate it, she/her people used and automatic online translator... that read as.

Thanks to 50.000 ekstatik Russian ventilators present on my confessions they displayed in Moskov. Them exhibition was explosion. I find myself on the road bakk tu hotel now and I exactly wanted to ban you from knowing that all is approved. The personnel provision made wonderful job making assured exhibition was safe! Thanks Russia!