Credit: Sheep and Lions had a truce

The world was saved last weekend by rockstars as they took to the stage and told the world to switch off their TV on standby and get the bus. The president of the Polar Bears made this statement

"Grrrroel we are very greatfully happy for Metallica & Madonna both of which saved my species.. Roooar we will now eat you all... stupid puny humans"

Madonna flew in on stealth bomber especially for the show which saw over 100 Billion people watch it and make peaces with each other.

Al Gore won the presidential election that was called in such a moment of euphoria over the amazing performance and announced free AIDS for all of Africa.

In celebration the popular civil war in Iraq: A ceasefire was called and everyone played football and cut each others hair for the duration of the show. David Beckham that flew in for the game said "It's magic!" .

Razorlight were so great: Sir Johnny Borrell played candle in the wind and grew bazookas and sexed everyone in Wembley. Linkin Park were very emotional about the whole thing and launch a new range of t-shirts. Snarf fell in a big pile of mud...

..and the world was saved from the edge of extinction again.

Rupert Murdoch was said to be very distressed about the whole affair. The evil world eater said "I would of got away with it too..." as Sting and the Policemen pulled off his Heather Mills McCartney mask.