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Last years Live 8 seemed like an event. Anamatronix on stage ‘We are making History’ I am not so sure poppet I have heard some promises of debt lifted but not honoured. Live 8 turned into a popularity contest. Maybe Pete Doherty had a point and wasn’t strung out for the hell of it… then again.

This year see’s ‘Live Earth’ come into being, a torrid spectacular of similar enormity. Where a bunch of world-touring, coke-snorting, ego-driven loonies get up on stage and tell US of humble means to switch off our TV on standby.

Don’t get me wrong, just because China kills a kitten every day doesn’t mean we have to. I am all for leading as mild a environmentally-friendly life as possible. This includes going to work...

Why do you need to go to your office? you have a computer at home. Just get on with it (Unless your building my kitchen, then feel free to turn up as early as you like and use whatever means you have to).

If you're one of those pricks that believed in anything that Great Global Warming Swindle said. ‘Global warming is happening – it is just that humans don’t make a difference’. Imagine a pond full of frog spawn and tadpoles… Now imagine a human pouring a tub of bleach in there. This is FACT that the rampant hunger of the human race has ravaged this earth. It the only one we have and no-one including you are clever enough to move to another one. Feel free to live in your ignorant bubble and I only hope you smoke Gauloise.

Back to those cunts on stage telling me not to fly to Barcelona for the weekend. Where do you think they will be heading as soon as they step off stage? Watch the coke rack coach rank backstage? Festival season will be in mid-flow and there is money to made all over europe.

In the words of the 80’s - Why don’t you switch off your TV and go and do something less boring instead.