Word has it that Justin Hawkings is headed for public rehab at the celebrity big brother household. Not content with keeping his head down and just write some cool tunes, the shabby flabby glam rocker is going to appear on tv every night of the week.
The lucky guy might be joined by such loony luminaires as 'lick her arse' John Leslie and 'I was born in crosseyed hurricane' Grace Jones.
Sounds like good TV, lets make them have a knife fight with a load of ten year old chav's.
