Kate Moss is so much more rock n roll than her ex, while he is in the dock going 'yes sir' and then performing his regular no-show, she is flaunting around in the States while the UK bobbies wait to get her on a cocaine related charge: 'oh you want to speak to me about illegal class A drugs? don't be silly I am working'. Also hear tale of her hanging with Lindsay Lohen and they ain't leaving until 6 in the morn.

Allegedly the two were spotted last night at 2:43am entering a NYC strip joint and proceeded to get high on Vodka and Raspberry Kamikazes. The festivities culminated in the couple getting up on the pole and getting down in sapphic display. The two didn't  get nekkid and left a whooping and hollering crowd of 400 that had just won the wank-bank lottery.

That sounds fun, I wish I could still poll dance.