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I had a dreamso vivid. I was allowed to to run free in the field of my favourite artists, let loose in the field of dreams Kevin Kostner held my hand and said 'waterworld wasn't that dumb was it'. Walking over the hill away from him I saw Madonna strapped to the cross like Jesus showing us the way. She is the christ of Kabbalah and I am her humble servant. 'What kind of bottled mineral water would you like next holy one' I fawned  and we discussed in great length about  her maverick theories about dumping Nuclear waste in the sea. What a great film that would of made?

Next I cross over another hill; I watch as Pete Doherty gets a beating from Kate Moss, she boots him again and again singing 'I'm the Daddy now Pete, I'm the daddy now.'

I dreamt Keith Richard is dressed up as a monkey and skipping from coconut tree to coconut tree picking them with idle glee. Then he spies a creepy old man and the Keith 'Monkey boy' Richards falls with shock. Only to nearly die on the rocks below.

 I dreamt of a world entirely populated by Britney Spears offspring... Where the only thing to do is go to festivals every weekend, full of Britney Spears serving behind the counter and crowd surfing at the band.

I dreamt of Axl Rose fighting Tommy Hilfinger over girls. I dreamt of a world where Elton John has torretts and the new single 'Cunt in the Wind' is the worlds biggest number 1 record and it doesn't even have a physical release.

Waking from my slumber I find that this is no dream but the radio has simply been left on and this is a week in pop gossip.