What happened to the wholesome days of Cliff Richard? Barbara Streisland, where did the romance go in the world? I was disgusted, nay dismayed to find out Dannii Minogue (of the very respectable Minogue family) has been getting down in London's Puss in Boots with some trollop of a lapdancer. Apparently "Dannii was having the time of her life and didn't care who saw. She wasn't in a private booth or the VIP area, she was on the dance floor."
Some other stunned onlooker remarked 'I can't believe how far they went. It was more like a porn film. There were hands and tongues everywhere-I thought it was going to turn into a full-on orgy.'
You wouldn't have got Joni Mitchell acting like that, bring back the hippies stop this degradation of our society. The horrid footage of the lesbian romp has apparently lots of thrusting, snogging and fondling, bringing civilisation an inch closer to oblivion. I feel faint.
Bring back Torquemada this wouldn't have happened in his day, I hear even Dannii isn't too pleased about it herself and taking out some court case to stop this sort of thing.
Thanks to the Hindustan Times for this world shattering newspiece.
