Courtney Love, lead singer in the band Hole and former hubby of Jaguar wielding spleen venting Kurt Cobain, has been standing trail in LA. The Judge has just put her under house detainment with dope tests twice a week. Courtney love said "I feel like I'm getting my creativity back... and that I've put a very gnarly drug problem behind me,".
No one could put that drug problem behind them, it has forever been etched into her face that Aliens on a particulary scary trip came down and performed a little switcheroo. Whether this happened recently or 15 years ago is still under investigation. The only reason she has been allowed out is to give Scully a chance to watch her in her natural environment. This way the Men in Black can trace this alien trade in Alan Partridge lovechildren.
scary stuff...
If there was a god she should really be dating Pete Doherty.Max Clifford make it so.
