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Just been reading this webpage about Chris Martin, it would seem the goodlooking, Coldplay do gooding superstar has a fetish for using a private Lear Jet to make sure he spends as much quality time with his family as possible.

Lots of extra points for spending time with his family, too many Dads seemingly abandon their family for the solice of a job, the pub, anything but learn the rules to Game of Life or Pokemon . But Martin what a nice man, lovely band, have you seen his smile, beautiful and talented wife.

A Lear Jet uses 3000 litres of rocket fuel an hour. So popping back from Costa Rica to prepare fish fingers with hand broken lettuce for the family has just cost the enviroment a whole years worth of a persons carbon allocation at least. This smiling family man is a master criminal set on the worlds destruction. Somebody stop this Scaramanga! Alert Bob Geldoff & Bono quick! 

Mary

Having said that look at all those wars in the middle east, Nuclear explosions under Korea, America & India's refusal to aknowledge any emission target. Why do we even bother ?