Just heard the news of Preston and Paris Hilton Chantelle are to wed. Yippee! how exciting, I hope to see her face more then just on Carphone warehouse adverts. The thrill I get knowing his pouting mug could be behind any radio station at any time fills my knickers with embalming fluid. Really exciting times for the UK. Nothing like the lowest common demon denominator to unite the country. Preston & Chantelle put the Union in Union Jack.
I hope every child in the UK takes note, no need for study, there is a reality show fairy tale wedding for all of us. So burn your books and stuff your bra's. It is all going to be ok.
Ghost of Mary Whitehouse
