Credit: Mary Whitehouse

I love shouting baldy at people in the street. Not an insult just an observation.
Driving along in your low-ride up and down Sunset looking for baldies then who do I see?

Britney Spears in a butchers…Apparently she wanted her own head cut off. The butcher refused saying it was lovely as it was. Spears went in and started lopping it off anyway. But not before long famous American tattooist Garth Brooks rushed in and saved her from commiting the nasty.

After that she went and ordered a vimto and sex pee.
I am not convinced at all…

Ghost of Mary Whitehouse