In a scene reminiscent of lawnmower man the redneck carbon unit known as Britney Spears today became the Internet. Transcending all other life to become more powerful then Google and faster then DSL. Dumping Federline, turning 25 and flashing her fanny about is the sign that the world has been waiting for...
A brownout was registered in 14 countries and a large industrial fireworks factory in Rural UK blew up as the life force Spears turned from larvae to beetle. No longer mere homo sapien pupae the Britney carbon unit emerged as the butterfly she was destined to become. Evolution has a new muse.Welcome Queen Britney, with comes great power comes great responsibility.Mary
