Credit: Found On Internet

Blimmin' Zealots are ruining the world... from the Religious right to Loopy left. From Bombs over Bagdad to Suicide is Mandatory. The latest crime of 'snooker loopy nuts are we' Myth of religion is now ruining Freddy Mercury's birthday. Allegedly in Zanzibar (not Billy Joel's version) outraged Zanzibari Muslims have sought to ban a 60th birthday party for the late Zanzibar-born rock star,siting that the legendary singer's lifestyle offended Islam.

The clerics issued this statement: "Associating Mercury with Zanzibar degrades our island as a place of Islam. Allowing such a function for a person known outside Zanzibar as a homosexual tarnishes the name of Zanzibar,"

"Let us protect our good culture."

Twat, can't you realise that Freddy Mercury is the best thing probably ever to grace the good markets of Zanzibar, turn your back on the Queen at your peril. Brian May will tough you up big time. He is hard as nails...

Brian May is threatening to beat up Myspace bloggers who misuse and imitate him. 

"It seems nothing is protectable anymore. The Internet seems to have made it easy for any git to pretend he is someone else."

"There are now three bogus MySpace 'blogs' pretending to be written by me...and I'm a peaceful person, but, frankly, I feel like going over there and applying a fist or two,"

Actually I think Brian is picking on the easy target there... Myspace nerdy fans or Muslim culture leaders in Zanzibar slagging off his dead best mate... yeah... fricckin Myspace geeks, going to prong their dongers.

Pussy

Mary