Aw, and they look so good together, Look how happy she looks. But there is trouble in paradise: apparently they Hip-Hop-Pop combo Jay-Z and Beyonce are ending their relationship and decided that one of them says potatoe and one of them says 'patartoe'. Apparently Jay-Z just couldn't prounounce the word correctly. Sources close to the couple deny that it was Jay-Z's letherio boozing and obsession with Baseball Cards and having strangers sit on his face and insist the split was all a cause of his bad command of the english language.
A mysterious ninja close to Beyonces said:“She wants a man, who supports her, loves her, stand by her side”
"and one that can say Potatoe"
The Ghost of Mary Whitehouse
