Steve Jobs personally hit back at France yesterday over the proposed French law that ridiculously actually lets you own the items that you actually buy. Speaking from his iPod shaped castle, built from gold and covered with the skins of a thousand grateful martyrs, he slammed the proposal as 'state-sponsored piracy', 'cowardly' and 'French'. Jobs then let it be known that from now on, iTunes would be re-named freedomTunes and urged his many followers to boycott '...wine, cheese and, er... oh yeah, those stupid stripy sweaters they all wear'.
