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They want your women! this is unsurprising to say the least, and like any group of american lads with a lot of money I imagine they like to hire big bunches of girls and shag their brains out. A culture of exploitation that place.

Previously have I found myself at one of Fiddy's private party's, walking in I was amazed to see the venue full of scantily clad kinky Barbies without a Ken in sight. Fiddy was doing the rounds introducing himself and in the background a cinema scren with the Fastfood Rockers playing full wack. 'Mcdonalds, mcdonalds, kenucky fried chicken and a pizza hut'. Weird, couldn't really sum up the United States any better.

Anyway later on after an evening of trying to find the real people in there I met 'a madam' in the toilet (and Dannii Minogue on the stairs for that matter). That really put a stop to the flirting. Although I did get a text from a lady asking if I was interested in still looking after her cat a few days later.

How do you expect to get a room full of hookers if you don't send Goons into the night looking for them?